notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

image

actual photo of hitler

(via recalcitra-nt)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

Am I too young to retire

(via rough-mornings)

unearths:

cause my life is great and you ain’t nothin’ but a hoe

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via gretchainz)

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